Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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