AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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