so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
