There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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