What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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