Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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