How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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