Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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