By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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