My cat gives me a boner
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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