I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize