didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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