Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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