ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Sext me about skeletons
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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