I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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