craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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