North Korea, Best Korea!
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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