i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize