how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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