wat bout pragnant strippers??
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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