...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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