He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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