you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Sorry about my life...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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