We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i just google imaged poop.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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