Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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