The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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