I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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