her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
