he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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