We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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