They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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