walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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