yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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