The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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