If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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