Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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