How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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