Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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