her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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