Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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