I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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