people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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