How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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