i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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