it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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