I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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