dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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