why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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