oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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