I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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