we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Randomize
