Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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