You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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