Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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