after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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