You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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