Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Will you blow on my dice?
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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