i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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