Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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