Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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