I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
