well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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