so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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