I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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