I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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